From declaring my love to Vanessa Redgrave to being fed cockroaches by Steve Buscemi, from turnip-based comedy with Blackadder to being farted on by Arnold Schwarzenegger, from Graham Norton's sofa to Alan Cumming's camper van, my life has been (and continues to be) an uproarious adventure. My chapters range from "How to Stay Married" to "Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down." Discover how to break the thickest conversational ice; why swearing is actually good for you; the unexpected things I learned at school; and what my Spice Girl name would be.
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