Romeo and Juliet are alive and well and the parents of seven kids. I'm the oldest - a certified spinster at twenty, and happy to stay that way. But their latest match for me, Duke Stephano, is a debaucher with three previous wives - all of whom met unfortunate ends. At our betrothal ball, I stumble upon Duke Stephano with a dagger in his chest. And when everyone around the Duke begins dying, disappearing, or descending into madness, I know I must uncover the killer - before death lies on me like an untimely frost.
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