The mathmatical cult leader Pythagoras, and his incredibly stupid death -- Confucius was an ugly nerd with low self-esteem -- Never, ever hire Leonardo da Vinci -- Galileo utterly fails to read the room -- The entirely unbelievable life of Tycho Brahe -- When René Descartes got baked -- Isaac Newton and the Philosopher's Stone -- Mozart uses his superstar status to tell us all to kiss his arse... over and over again -- Benjamin Franklin uses world-changing technology to prank friends, self -- Émilie du Châtelet cares not for your social mores, and she will fight you in her underwear to prove it -- Johann Christian Reil invents psychiatry and things get really weird really quickly -- Napoleon Bonaparte's fluffiest foe -- Lord Byron, the patron saint of fuckboys -- Ada Lovelace's (husband's) family jewels -- Galois hunting -- John Couch Adams ignores his mail, loses Neptune -- You really woudn't want to hang out with Karl Marx -- Charles Darwin: glutton; worm dad; murderer? -- James Glaisher, the Victorian weatherman who nearly became an astronaut -- Sigmund Freud uses cocaine so much he thought numbers wanted to kill him -- Arthur Conan Doyel gets pranked so hard he claims fairies exist -- Thomas Edison's lesser-known invention: dial-a-ghost -- Real-life supervillian Nicola Tesla takes the term 'pigeon fancying' a bit too literally -- Marie Curie defies all the odds to accidently poison both herself and thousands of strangers -- Albert Einstein: public nuisance, love rat -- Kurt Gödel, the Disney princess who broke time -- Maya Angelou, in: stop! or my mom will shoot -- Ernest Hemingway may have been the worst double agent ever -- Yukio Mishima and the shortest, gayest fascist coup in history -- NASA forgets about women, toilets, and the metric system.
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